dana-cardinal:

there are people who’ve never heard of My Immortal

there are people who’ve never read My Immortal

there are people who didn’t make it all the way to the part where Dumbledore flies into the MCR concert wearing a pink robe with Avril Lavigne’s face on it

this is such an important part of life how could you just not know the gospel of ebony dark’ness dementia raven way

turntechdestiel:

people complaining about female thor messing with northern mythology obviously hasn’t realized that loki and thor were never brothers in mythology either. in fact, loki was actually odin’s brother. loki also turned himself into a female horse, bred with a stallion and gave birth to an eight-legged horse named sleipnir. marvel never covered that one, did they

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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booksandowls:

captainbearfist:

howboutthembloggers:

I have been waiting for this to appear on my dash again

If I were to ever actually do modeling, this would be like a weekly occurance

i like how she protects her boobs in the end

deducecanoe:

I interrupt my frequent unhappy rants about my low self esteem, panic-inducing lifestyle and all the ways fandom craps on itself to bring you ducklings in dresses made of cupcake papers. Ok. You need this. Shut up and accept that you need this.

booksneak:

ew-romance:

theother-worldlyninja:

moraniarty:

pwnator:

kiriloid:

tdrloid:

pelicaneggs:

jiinkiie2:

garrys-wife:

Wow, that case must be JAM-packed.

It’d butter be

looks like shes bready to go

my flight had better be rye-t on time

i’d hate for her to be forced to wheat

I bet that costs a lot of dough.

that case is toastally awesome

That case must be handy when you’re crumbing and going.

i really knead that bag

That suitcase looks like bread.

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
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He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
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He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
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He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
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He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

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He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

foreverwholocked:

punkmonksteven:

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foreverwholocked:

punkmonksteven:

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itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

lacigreen:

hey-assbutt-its-a-parade:

finndicate:

vjezze:

Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.

there’s several of these as well;image

pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world

this is the actual best thing

youcouldbemy-sanity:


She’s laughing because she’s thinking “lol same”
youcouldbemy-sanity:


She’s laughing because she’s thinking “lol same”
youcouldbemy-sanity:


She’s laughing because she’s thinking “lol same”
youcouldbemy-sanity:


She’s laughing because she’s thinking “lol same”

youcouldbemy-sanity:

She’s laughing because she’s thinking “lol same”

  • if you are here about the heart/twilight post:.
  • it's a sheep's heart. we have them at school for biology.